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shiiiiiet guys. i havent pooped in i dont know how long. i havent been eating much i guess. anyways.. i was out last night and had some alcohol :) aaaand now, the morning after... if there's some kind of price for the biggest fucking poop i wouldve gotten it!
i woke up, went to the bathroom, pooped a lot, went to prepare my breakfast, feel like i have to poop again (fuck you guys dont have a short word for that like we do. its bajsnödig. bajs, as you all should know, means poop, and nödig means in need to or something). i go to the bathroom and poop a lot AGAIN. i was thinking to myself "shit that was nice. now i dont have to poop for a long time" kinda. but then i go upstairs to facebook a little when i feel bajsnödig again. i seriously thought it was a joke and that it mustve been something wrong with my stomach like i was getting sick or something. so i went downstairs again to the bathroom i now had been in 2 times within like 5-10 minutes and pooped again. if i wouldve taken pictures of my poop and sent it to the guinness world records people i wouldve gotten a hugh fucking price for the amount of poop ive been producing and "pushing"/"squeezing" out of my body. i am not kidding ladies. it was insane! 3 times in like 10 minutes... beat that.
thats it. sorry for being a disgusting nasty fuck. but hey, thats me. dont hate.
i woke up, went to the bathroom, pooped a lot, went to prepare my breakfast, feel like i have to poop again (fuck you guys dont have a short word for that like we do. its bajsnödig. bajs, as you all should know, means poop, and nödig means in need to or something). i go to the bathroom and poop a lot AGAIN. i was thinking to myself "shit that was nice. now i dont have to poop for a long time" kinda. but then i go upstairs to facebook a little when i feel bajsnödig again. i seriously thought it was a joke and that it mustve been something wrong with my stomach like i was getting sick or something. so i went downstairs again to the bathroom i now had been in 2 times within like 5-10 minutes and pooped again. if i wouldve taken pictures of my poop and sent it to the guinness world records people i wouldve gotten a hugh fucking price for the amount of poop ive been producing and "pushing"/"squeezing" out of my body. i am not kidding ladies. it was insane! 3 times in like 10 minutes... beat that.
thats it. sorry for being a disgusting nasty fuck. but hey, thats me. dont hate.
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